Below the Fold: Fifty Nifty Ladies


All the primaries are officially over and we are just 50 days out from the midterms.

For the last year, female candidates with progressive messages have been beating the odds and winning primaries. In 2018, the number of Democratic women candidates in races went up by more than 126% since 2016. And for the first time ever, white men are in the minority of house democratic nominees.

With the changing face of the Democratic party (and hopefully the changing of who controls Congress), my friends and I thought we would change another piece of Americana with this musical tribute to the women we will be watching on November 6th.

Fifty Nifty Ladies

Fif – ty nif – ty la – dies are run-ning to help fix the state of our country
Fifty nifty Democrat ladies from each of the states but Mississippi
Each lady candidate are pushing for policies that are great
Each one’s a lady boss, and deserves a bow, we salute them now.

Fifty nifty ladies are running to help save the world with equality
Name ‘em, praise ‘em, let’s go elect ’em
One by one til we can all say, in every state, fuck the patriarchy

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut; Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana; Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan; Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada; New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio; Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas; Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming,

North, South, East, West,
In our calm, objective opinion closed minded, out of touch, corrupt, sexist, old white men need to be replaced by the…

50 nifty ladies are running to help fix the state of our country
Name ‘em. Praise ‘em. Let’s go elect ’em!
One by one til we’ve paved the way in every state for a more fair USA.


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